Off the back of some extensive research on the health benefits of mayonnaise, Elmunds have scientifically proven that their products not only taste good but also protect against and cure cases of athlete’s foot.
All jars will now come with suggestions for cooking along with instructions for applying to feet. For maximum effect scientists believe that the mayonnaise should be applied directly to the infected area at night after a long sweaty day at work as it always goes best with cheese.
To kick-off their Marketing campaign Elmunds have chosen no other than the enigmatic Samuel L Jackson and will be promoting the campaign under the hashtag #Sam4Mayo. Their aim is to Up Mayo to a new level on a new playing field with a long-term goal of appearing on shelves in pharmacies.
‘It’s a foodstuff that really excites me, brightens up any sandwich and now can take care of smelly feet on a plane’ said the Pulp Fiction star.
‘We’re extremely excited about this campaign, we haven’t released an advert like this since the mid-90s. This will hopefully put the sex back into the Elmunds Extra range. We even have a new jingle’ said a top GAA chief after buying another 5% of Elmunds on Monday morning.
Your foot gets better when you put it altogether, with the world’s best Mayonaisse, yeah feet love Elmunds. So, put on the Elmunds and bring out the yeast. #Sam4Mayo