After years’ of squabbling county councillors in Kildare and Dublin have decided it would be best if Lucan just stayed in Kildare.
For years culchies have been pulling the absolute piss out of dubs from Lucan, saying they were from Kildare and finally the joke has paid off. The only Irish town with an ‘x’ in it Leekslip were overjoyed saying it’s about time we get some good yokes here and not just at Christmas, gobble gobble.
A spokesperson from Dublin said “not going to miss Lucan that much, McGregor was poor there but now he’s rich in Dublin, proper”.
The owner of the Spa Hotel Jack Nicholson said “one flew over the cuckoos nest”. It made absolutely no sense but sure ya’ll have that with Kildare fuckers!
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