Ireland was left in shock today after disturbing pictures of Jim McGuinness drinking Beamish emerged. It was thought that Jim McGuinness only drank Guinness but the new revelation has left the country divided.
“Jim McGuinness doing this and your man in North Korea firing missiles over the Japs eye, what is happening with it all” said Mrs Maguire as she lit the fire.
Another popular footballer from old Mickey Linden spoke out about McGuinness’s appalling drink choice “you don’t see me going around drinking Bulmers, I stick to Linden Village like I’m supposed to”.
The most reliable rule if you want to drink like an Irishman is to drink something that’s as close to your surname as possible.
Brewed in Ireland’s capital since 1759 and with a harp as its logo, its one of Ireland’s most famous brands. Ask any tourist to Ireland to sum up Ireland in five words and Guinness will probably be one of them, the other four will be green, wet, travellers and Knock.