Thousands of ecstasy tablets in the shape of Donald Trump’s head are floating around Ireland today. The drug which sells for 10 euros a pop has been causing more and more youngsters to come up like fucking shkyboys in recent weeks.
Garda in the West of Ireland say they are finding many youngsters hitting a wall or physically trying to build one. While more young lads are checking into A&E as increases in the number of back-breakers gone wrong has trebled – killing the buzz.
‘I’m coming up like a bastard, man’ said one lad.
‘Quantity surveying, yeah, I know all the quantity man, fuck all surveying, you know what I mean. I better leave ye quick now because I’m starting to come up’ said another man.
Officers said they found about 5,000 of the orange, Trump-shaped ecstasy tablets along with a large, but unspecified quantity of cash in the back of a Toyota Corolla. Garda say they are looking for a man in a leather jacket with a cobra t-shirt.